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Is it possible to literally, I mean literally, die laughing?
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Jews LOVE being told we need to “get our act together” “before it’s too late” by a guy whose supporters are known to carry swastikas. LOVE IT!
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Never not weird to be living through a real-life “Rebel Alliance vs. Empire” moment and seeing that 45% of us are solidly pro-Vader
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Maybe less coverage of the couple hundred folks who refuse to wear masks into stores and more coverage of the 95,000 human beings who have lost their lives in the U.S.
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I'm (literally) old enough to remember when 3,000 people died in New York City and the whole country treated it like an attack on the whole country
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Easily the saddest thing about trump supporters is they think he gives half a fuck about any of them
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Just pretend your face is the sexual abuse of minors and cover it up twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/sta…
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When I “reach out” to “better understand” these folks, should I tell them I’m Jewish or keep that secret because they maybe want me dead?
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BIDEN WON ARIZONA AGAIN! twitter.com/MaricopaVote/s…
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“Ok but because 2nd Amendment, the right to bear arms is absolute.” No it fucking isn’t. Can you go out and buy a tank? Laws around fully-automatic rifles (ie machine guns) made those weapons vanishingly rare in the U.S… and they’re involved in zero school shootings.
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Four winnable senate races that aren’t getting flooded with cash right now:
- Al Gross (Alaska)
- Barbara Bollier (Kansas)
- Mike Espy (Mississippi)
- Steve Bullock (Montana)
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If someone offered Trump one billion dollars to recite The Lord's Prayer word for word, do you think he could do it?
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Today we learned the Trump campaign colluded with Russia
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You can either lead, or blame.
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TRUMP: (incites a literal riot)
BIDEN: (cuts child poverty in half)
MEDIA: “Biden is Boring!” messagebox.substack.com/p/sorry-nyt-jo…
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I think we can all agree, America Is Great Again
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A good line for Biden tomorrow:
“Four years ago you stood on a debate stage and said that paying zero federal income tax, quote, ‘makes me smart.’ Now you’re standing here saying it’s fake news. Which is it?”
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Kinda fitting that America’s softest cracker is named after Lindsey Graham
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On this 9/11, let us remember that Osama Bin Laden’s niece has endorsed Trump’s re-election
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.@kenklippenstein getting right wing nut jobs to retweet pics of Lee Harvey Oswald is the content in here for
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Feb. 10: "A lotta people think that goes away in April."
Feb. 26: "The risk to the American people remains very low."
Feb. 26: "View this the same as the flu."
Feb. 27: "One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear."
Feb. 28: "This is their [the Democrats'] new hoax." twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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Here's another version! It's property of YOU. Share as you see fit. #Responsibility
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The saddest thing about these GOP senators protecting Trump is, he’d sell them out in a heartbeat for literally one U.S. nickel
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When Trump won by negative 3 million votes, the media ran endless profiles on Trump voters.
Now that Biden has won by almost 6 million votes, the media will run endless profiles on... Trump voters.
Writer/producer: The Grinder, The Comedians, Community, Arrested Development