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There’s something deeply wrong with your political party if it thinks the word “gay” is more dangerous than an assault rifle
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Welp, one person died while wearing a seatbelt so I guess seatbelts don’t work
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The president called Covid-19 a "Hoax" 115,000 deaths ago
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I think if you brag about passing the cognitive test, you fail the cognitive test
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If they can’t say “Joe Biden won the election fair and square,” you should stop putting them on your Sunday show
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To clarify: Two suicides *confirmed* today. The two deaths occurred days apart. wusa9.com/article/news/l…
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“Sacrifice the Weak” has literally been the GOP platform for 40 years
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This is the woman who told LeBron James to “shut up and dribble” twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/…
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My favorite thing about this is midway through the tweet, when Rudy realizes he's said too much ("She wasn't even THERE when I asked for a pardon!"), rather than just hitting the "backspace" button, he just goes full Compulsive Liar Guy ("Actually... I DIDN'T ask for one!")
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Maybe the GOP would be more upset about 55,000 dead Americans if we put it in terms of Benghazis? (It's roughly 13,750 Bengahazis)
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I want to remind everyone that when Obama was president, a global Ebola pandemic occurred. TWO (2) Americans died.
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Every single TV interview with a GOP politician on the subject of gun laws should run a nonstop chyron with the amount of $$ they take from the NRA
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I always wonder if the villains in famous historical photos know they’re about to be immortal the moment it happens...
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Who could’ve predicted Brett Kavanaugh doing something that’s good for rapists and bad for women
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The good news is, no matter who Biden picks for his VP, Politico already has a long article written about her “likability challenges”
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Remember when trump was elected and we openly worried tens of thousands of people would die and the economy would crumble and all the “smart” people were like “you silly liberals”
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In the last 24 hours, the Supreme Court has basically said “you’re required to take your pregnancy to term so the child can go on to be shot by someone with a concealed weapon”
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These people are fucking stupid and they’re gonna kill us all twitter.com/aravosis/statu…
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Kinda feels like if you’re having trouble deciding who to vote for, you’d have had trouble deciding between the Nazis and the Allies
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Remember all the Obama-branded protective gear they’d sell when the president shit the bed on a global plague?
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Biden might seriously out-raise trump after this speech
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The GOP's healthcare plan is to give us all a pre-existing condition and then take away healthcare for anyone with a pre-existing condition
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