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Could you imagine how screwed we’d be if the person handling all this had once used a private email server
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85,000 Americans Dead and 35 Million Americans Out of Work...
...Gate
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On behalf of the two people I know who died of Covid, fuck you forever twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…
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This is all because one guy didn’t want to admit he lost
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“Shooting victims in Oklahoma couldn’t get treated because the ER was full of people who’d taken Ivermectin” may be the most American sentence I’ve ever read
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Kamala Harris: "He inherited the longest economic expansion in history from Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And then, like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground"
BOOM
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Someone should tell the thousands and thousands of people in lines at food banks that the Dow just hit 30,000
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MEDIA: Did Trump try to overturn the election? It’s unclear
TRUMP: I 100% tried to overturn the election
…
MEDIA: It’s unclear
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Two cops who defended the Capitol on Jan. 6th died by suicide today. TODAY.
This is less than a week after Tucker Carlson mocked the tears of those testifying before Congress.
I’m so horrified & angry.
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Please close your eyes, and take a moment to imagine waking up on the morning after 9/11 to see George W. Bush on TV, congratulating himself because “only” 3000 people died
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The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine
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GOP: “Short of looking for nuclear documents, there is no reason on God’s green earth for the FBI to have raided Trump’s home!”
FBI: “We were looking for nuclear documents”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
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“I just wanna be able to be an asshole and have nobody call me an asshole” -America, basically
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How I feel watching the first five minutes of the #DemDebate2020
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“I refuse to live in fear!!”
- Anti-masker guy who owns 1200 guns
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Today's ad.
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Share it.
#TakeResponsibility
#Vote.
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I like that Donald Trump is branching out into losing elections he didn't even run in twitter.com/Acyn/status/16…
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I thought Sidney Powell showed tremendous restraint by not unhinging her jaw and eating the entire Diet Dr. Pepper, can and all
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From the folks who brought you "Colin Kaepernick doesn't respect the flag"
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STEAL THIS AD
How to Mishandle a Global Pandemic, In 60 Seconds
From me & @DirectorRic, for you to take and share
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This ad is property of anyone who wants to share it #responsibility
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AMERICA: Where a guy making a PowerPoint to overthrow the government is a one-day story, and a lady using a private email server is a two-year story
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Today's ad, hot off the griddle.
Someone did see it coming.
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By this point in his term, Barack Obama had saved the US auto industry, given 20 million people health insurance, turned around an economy in free fall, and killed Osama Bin Laden.
Trump has built 12 feet of wall that fell down in the first strong wind, and been impeached.
Writer/producer: The Grinder, The Comedians, Community, Arrested Development