1301
True midwesterners know you’ve only needed a coat 10 days so far this winter
1303
The best part of the Midwest is the bars with free popcorn
1304
110% relate to this
instagram.com/p/BpIo5UJnpeK/
1305
When the main characters mention your hometown
1306
That no matter how hard you try, you physically can’t stop yourself from slipping out an “ope” after bumping into someone
1307
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 Ope sorry 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
1308
This will get you the electric chair in Wisconsin
1309
“When covid is over” is starting to sound a whole lot like “tell your folks I say hi”
1310
Coolest lightning show caught on camera (probably)
1312
anybody else feel like every conversation you’ve had with an adult from the midwest has consisted of:
“stayin outta trouble?”
“wouldn’t be s’bad without the wind”
*statistics about recent precipitation*
“well... i spose”
“now who do you belong to”
1314
It’s nice to know that someone’s oven timer is going off and a very sarcastic and funny Midwesterner is saying “I heard ya”
1315
Fail Proof Midwest List:
- Cold beer after mowing the lawn
- One finger wave on country roads
- Bonfires on cool nights
- “Ope sorry” in a crowd
- Ranch on anything
- Long drives to Kwik Trip for fun
- Dads saying “for crying out loud” when angry
1318
What is joe biden’s plan to fix the potholes?
1319
What’s the weather like in the Midwest?
🔘Cold
🔘Hot
🔘Whatever it feels like
1320
“Midwesterners don’t have any culture”
Me:
1321
Easy answer. Ranch belongs on absolutely everything. twitter.com/FinleyTravis5/…
1323
The CDC announced that it is perfectly safe to roll your windows down and enjoy a 50° day in December
1324
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks just browsing
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