1276
for years I've thought that cinnamon rolls and chili were something that just went together; finding out it's just a midwestern thing & I'm baffled
1277
RT if he’s wrong twitter.com/HammersmithNoa…
1278
Pick one to live in
RT: The Midwest
Fav: The Northeast
1279
Midwest Logic:
↑ ┃ ❄️
Snow ┃ ╱
In ┃ ╱
October┃ ╱
┃ ╱
┗━━━━━━━
Decorating early for
Christmas 🎅🏼
1280
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
╱ 30° w/ no wind ____ ╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
1282
midwestern dads be walking around like
🧢
“OPE”
🍺^— | \
/\
1283
Me, watching the west coast on fire and the east coast get marauded by hurricanes from my safe home in the Midwest.
1284
The Culvers deluxe with cheese curds is the best fast food meal you can get in the Midwest fight me on this twitter.com/ebosays/status…
1285
“big city driving is scary 😩”
*Also takes a back road corner at 90mph*
1286
Midwest dads on vacation:
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Puts address in GPS, uses route he thinks is quicker than route that is given.
3. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
4. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1287
Lost to Purdue 49-20 twitter.com/rbacon38_/stat…
1289
The south is really out here struggling 😂
1290
People from the Midwest aren't even born. We just come from the corn with a bud light in one hand, ranch dressing in the other and our first words are "ope"
1292
Your daily Midwestern test:
When you hit it a pothole, you apologized to your car ✅
You put your paper plate upside down in the trash so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat ✅
10-15 “opes” ✅
You have a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house ✅
1293
When a Midwesterner says:
1. Watch out for deer
2. There’s food in the fridge
3. I’ll take care of your ___ when you’re out of town
…they love you
1295
Midwest culture is planning car washes and filling up on gas around the warmest days of the week
1296
“It can’t snow in October”
Midwest: hold my corn
1298
It’s common in Michigan when someone thanks you for something, you don’t say you’re welcome. You simply just reply by saying, “No problem”
1299
People in the Midwest live longer. We partially freeze for several months thus we age more gracefully. We are then moisturized for several months gently thawing until we are ready to be baked in the Summer.
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody