1251
Could never imagine living in a world where you don’t one finger wave at your neighbors on the road
1252
Nobody:
Midwesterners: That pothole sounded expensive
1255
Old beer sign: exists
Midwesterners: this is a decoration I have to have in my house
1256
People in the Midwest:
People who used to live in the Midwest:
how’s that cold feel??? SO glad I moved away! Sunny and 80 where I’m at. I don’t miss snow or that indecisive weather AT ALL! Don’t be too jealous!!!
1257
it’s march in the midwest and it’s going to be:
⚪️ raining
⚪️ snowing
⚪️ tornado-ing
🔘 all of the above
because:
⚪️ midwest weather
⚪️ climate change
🔘 ᵗʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ˢʰᵒʷ ᵇⁱᶻᶻ ᵇᵃᵇʸ
1258
everyone shits on the midwest but forgets that we invented having an extra refrigerator in the garage
1260
*refrigerator with nothing on top*
Midwesterners: time to put some stuff up there
1261
Ending a Midwest phone call
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“You bet”
*say hi to ten people for me*
“Alright yep will do”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Welp, I’ll let you go”
1262
Why did everyones grandma have this clock? twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1263
It is customary to have 16 types of coat when living in the Midwest and you will use all of them within the span of a few hours
1266
Me in the Midwest: lol this sucks
Someone else: the Midwest sucks
Me: the Midwest is perfect! I was born in a cornfield and breastfed ranch dressing. My first word was ope. My mom is a cornstalk. Ever heard of the bread basket? Culver's, Scotcheroos, Kwik Trip, puppy chow?
1267
People love the Midwest until they’re stuck at a 4 way stop for 20 minutes wondering who got there first
1268
Midwestern dads anxious for mowing season 😂
1270
Midwesterners looking for significantly discounted clothing twitter.com/paigekrphillip…
1271
“Ope, scuse me” will get you out of any tough situation
1272
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around Walmart or the
mall for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
1273
There is this funny phenomenon happening in the Midwest where the heat is on yet the windows are open for fresh cool air
1274
“SEVERE WEATHER WARNING”
*light rain*
Midwesterners: this could have been an email
1275
Fun things to do in the Midwest
1. Drive around
2. Drive around and wave at passing cars
3. Wave people through 4 way stops
4. Drive until you see cows and say “COWS”
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