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When a Midwesterner says:
1. Watch out for deer
2. There’s food in the fridge
3. I’ll take care of your ___ when you’re out of town
…they love you
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Midwest billboards
“Jesus saves”
“Adult Store XXX”
“Casino”
“Dollar General next right”
“CHEESE 🧀”
“Beer and Liquor 2mi.”
“Visit our Historic Downtown”
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: planting season hype video
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I don’t know if we should be impressed or disappointed
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Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball
45 77 53 68 35 58
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In England they drive on the left side of the road. In the Midwest we drive on what’s left of the road
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Ope sorry
Rt in 10 seconds or you’ll hit a pothole
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Midwesterners when they’re bored twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
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“Name a noncompetitive sport”
Midwesterners:
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We live in a special part of the world where you put mayonnaise on vegetables and call it a salad
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Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll have 4 seasons in 4 hours
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“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
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seasonal depression leaving midwesterners bodies after a couple days of sunshine and 70° weather
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“We should grab a drink on a patio somewhere”
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Here’s what 500k gets you
South Dakota NYC
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When you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going?”
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