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Time to solve this as civilized midwesterners
RT: Ope
Fav: Oops
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Midwesterners be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
3
Midwest language be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
No yeah no = Oh no, you’re fine
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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Alright midwest, let’s settle this now..
what’s this snack called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
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Speak midwestern 101
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
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Midwesterners be like:
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh no, you’ve got nothing to worry about
8
Alright midwest what’s this game
called
RT: cornhole
Fav: bags
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The 8 levels of midwestern anger
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
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Summer is coming to an end and we still haven’t decided the most important midwest debate
what’s this game called?
RT: cornhole
Fav: bags
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If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
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midwesterners when it hits a high of 40 twitter.com/Lmenchaca00/st…
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Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
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The temperature went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper
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Time to solve this as educated midwesterners.. what’s this called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house
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Midwest life is this on repeat until someone passes away
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*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
Their brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
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We talk about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “you’re fine” vs “no worries” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
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Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, excuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab me some stuffing
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four way stop in the Midwest twitter.com/thedopelectric…
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WHAT DO WE WANT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Spring. |
| |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
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You either ope this world or it opes you
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There’s all these tweets about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “no worries” vs “you’re fine” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
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