1226
These make everybody feel some type of way
1227
In the Midwest you have to double check if it’s butter or leftovers
1229
Midwesterners: let’s drive around and look for something to do
Midwesterners at Christmas: let’s drive around and look at Christmas lights
1230
People in the Midwest when it’s cold:
(credit: veetstweeets)
1232
*holds door for 15 strangers at a restaurant*
1233
Midwesterners: imagine the bug bites twitter.com/CHERRYH3AVEN/s…
1234
Ope
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ Scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab a slice of gas station pizza
1235
⚠️THIS IS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAKE SHELTER NOW⚠️
┳┻|
┻┳| 🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨🌨
┻┳| 🌪
┳┻|
┳┻|
┻┳| | 😀
┳┻| | |/🍺
┻┳| | ——\
1236
Ope,
Lemme sneak past ya.
Best,
Midwest
1237
Midwesterner’s do this and think they just beat Mother Nature at her own game
1239
Growing up in small town Midwest is looking up a restaurants menu on Facebook because none of them have websites
1240
Stop 👏 slowing 👏 down 👏 for 👏 people 👏 entering 👏 the 👏 freeway 👏
1241
You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?
1244
Midwestern dad when he gets the check: “Alright, what’s the damage?”
1245
Friday night in the Midwest
me
📍
📏 (45 min drive)
📏
📏
📍
Your favorite restaurant
1246
People from small towns will get competitive with each other like
“I graduated with six people”
“Yeah well I grew up without running water”
1247
If you don’t finish all your food on Thanksgiving it is polite to put your food upside down in the trash to avoid offending the host
1248
Midwest Dad Thread: *vacation to do list*
1. Wake up at 6 AM for no reason
2. Yell at the gps
3. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
4. Google search history facts of the area
5. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
1249
This is what Super Bowl Sunday is really about
1250
“it’s cold”
Midwesterner (no coat): you’re cold? Wait until February. We’ll eat icicles for breakfast and clear snow off our cars with bare hands. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily, we’re genetically immune from generations of suffering. Minnesotans still live in igloos.
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody