1201
Midwesterners are like “take highway 5 north 15 miles then exit onto county road T15, take the first left past the church and you’re there when you see Dave’s shed with half the paint chipped off on the north side”
like no I’ll just use Google maps Lewis & Clark but thanks
1202
Only the Midwest is bold enough to put a patty size cheese curd on a burger
The CurderBurger @culvers is back 👀
1203
midwesterner midwesterner
🤝
Leaving no early than 20 mins
after the first “alright I spose” goodbye
1204
On any given Christmas in the Midwest you can have a foot of snow or 50° weather
1205
Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, ranch and 40° in February is shorts weather
Ope
1206
Growing up in the Midwest is going with your parents to pick something up from a friend and waiting in the car for 20 minutes while they talk.
1207
“Where you from?”
“The midwest”
“Where in the midwest?”
*a small town*
“Ohh ok what’s that by?”
“Chicago, a suburb...”
“Um where?”
“The fields.... I’m from the third cornfield south of the Minnesota border and my Dad’s name is Dekalb Seed.”
1208
“tHe MiDwEST dOesN’t HaVe ANy CuLTuRe”
Explain this:
1209
It’s illegal not to go outside and enjoy the day
1210
📍Midwesterners
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📍 Kwik Trip
1211
Midwesterners believe they have found a cure to the coronavirus
1213
Midwesterners be like “ooh a tasty snack”
1214
PSA ⚠️
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE TORNADOS
1215
Midwesterners when they say “the other day”
1216
Midwesterners who leave without saying goodbye save an average of 3 weeks per year but feel 10x guiltier
1217
Midwestern moms when they see kids wearing shorts in negative degree weather
1218
“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
1221
“Tell your mom I say hi”
*Midwesterners preparing for the biggest lie of all time*
“Okay I will!”
1222
BREAKING: midwesterners stuck on the front porch unable to wrap up their goodbyes before heading home from holiday gatherings
1223
In parts of the Midwest, the left car lane is reserved for drivers that wish to drive under the speed limit in tandem with someone in the right lane
1224
Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. You don’t know this yet but your significant other is making chili for dinner. life is good.
1225
We live in a special part of the world where you put mayonnaise on vegetables and call it a salad
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody