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Midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in March vs midwesterners when it’s 30 degrees in November twitter.com/lvgthedreamiow…
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40 degrees all week followed by 70 and 80 next week is peak Midwest
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Is this love or is this the Midwest?
“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell her / him I say hi”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
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This is what happens when you don’t flick the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
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someone: omg do you smell the air??
californians: huh??
new yorkers: ...
midwesterners: *head is throbbing* yep I have a headache and can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
1183
“That has to be tough to get up in the winter”
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Nobody:
Midwesterner: I found a random screw and I’m not sure where it goes so i threw it in the junk drawer and will never think about it again
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Midwest small town rivalry is saying that your town is great, has a better coffee shop, and is way better at sports. The next town over is terrible in all regards.
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Don’t mind if I drop a few inches on ya
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How can something be so dry and so moist at the same time
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Growing up in the Midwest is waiting your entire childhood for your mom to finish a conversation with her friend at the store so you can go home
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Thunderstorms when you’re going to bed >
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Midwesterners give directions like “turn right by grain elevator then left at the HELL IS REAL sign and when you reach the dead oak tree you’re almost there”
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When you’re 10 dangs, 25 that’s crazies and 6 I’ll let you go’s and they keep talking
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The top of the fridge is for extra storage space. Do not fight me on this
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Driving by a car you know in a small town
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