1151
*A midwestern dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brad:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?" twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1153
Spring break in The Midwest: alright kids hop in the car it’s only a 14 hour drive
1154
Yeah sex is good but have you experienced a Midwestern summer day without humidity?
1155
“Must be a lot safer in the Midwest without hurricanes”
Midwest:
1156
Midwesterners don’t get offended easily UNLESS when people don’t do the one finger wave back at you while driving
1157
Next week is daylight savings.
Winter is almost over.
Birds are chirping.
The potholes are visible again.
You’re almost there keep going.
1158
The transition of the Midwest 😂 twitter.com/AblerWill/stat…
1159
Which one are you bringing to the function?
1160
If you say “welp, I spose it’s that time” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
1161
Welp, we actually treat people with respect. twitter.com/josh_hammer/st…
1164
If you wanted to go nowhere fast this was it
1165
Good night to everybody except the people who don’t apologize profusely after asking for a favor like a healthy midwesterner
1166
The UK drives on the left side of the road, midwesterners drive on what’s left of the road we are not the same
1167
Midwest culture is partying in your basement, garage or shed and it’s beautiful
1168
*dark clouds roll in*
Me: now what do we have here?
😎
≤))≥
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1169
The pasty/ashy legs of the midwesterner arise from the shadows as shorts and hoodie weather is upon us
1170
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
answers the phone: “YELLO”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-h…
1172
Midwest Grandmas twitter.com/klara_sjo/stat…
1174
The Midwestern urge to drive 45 minutes to go to your favorite restaurant
1175
Midwest potholes are so traumatic that people swerve at shadows on the road
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