1126
You’re not really a Midwesterner if you haven’t apologized to an inanimate object in the form of “Ope, sorry”
1127
one good weather weekend and all of a sudden you’re a good person again
1129
Advice for anyone moving to the Midwest:
1. Ope is the most sincere apology
2. If you get stuck in a ditch never fear, your neighbor with a truck will have you towed shortly
3. “Wouldn’t be bad without the humidity” in the summer and “not so bad without the wind” in the winter
1132
Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
1133
If a midwesterner bumps into an inanimate object when nobody is around do they still “Ope sorry”?
1135
Will it rain?
Will it snow?
It’s spring in the Midwest!
Maybe a TORNADO
1136
The most powerful people in the world are midwesterners on a nice day after the weather has been terrible
1137
In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeetyet ?
"Naw"
"Jyawantoo?"
we also pronounce it "bolth" &
grandma says: “warsh” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1139
*someone bumps into me*
Them: oh I’m sorry
Me as a Midwesterner: first of all, it’s “ope”
1140
Me after holding the door for 15 strangers at the store
1141
45 degrees in spring vs 45 degrees in fall
1142
Midwesterners when the forecasted temp is above 50 degrees
1143
God bless this man’s soul 🙌 twitter.com/culvers/status…
1145
“WELP!”
1. An exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. A phrase when a person has no good options
1146
Nobody:
Midwest kids on Friday night: let’s go to Walmart
1147
It’s like a second fridge that we keep in the garage or basement and we only use it for beer, freezing meat or soup and is typically a hand me down from an older relative
1149
every dude in the Midwest is built like this
1150
Going from 50° to 50 in. is about as Midwest as it gets
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