976
You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?
977
It’s officially the time of year where you can use the front porch as extra fridge space
978
Midwest culture is a never ending cycle of “alright well...” to signal that it’s time to leave, the other person responding with “yeah I suppose”.
*light leg tap*
**both people getting up ready to go**
979
This is the type of stuff that makes Midwesterners go outside, look up at the sky with their hands on their hips, and say things like “Ope, looks like we got a storm rolling in” twitter.com/dizzymom64/sta…
981
Midwesterners be like “Ope” when they should OPEn up to somebody about their seasonal depression
982
“Just up the road” = 1 block to 280 miles
983
murderer: *stabs midwesterner*
midwesterner: ope, sorry. scuse me
985
“Well, I suppose” /wel i spose/🔉 1. A phrase commonly spoken by midwesterners signaling their intentions to “head out.” 2. Usually followed by an additional 10-40 minutes of small talk before previously mentioned “heading out” occurs.
986
What if we kissed off the Midwest interstate
987
BREAKING: the CDC just announced that fully vaccinated individuals in the Midwest are allowed to drive around look for something to do and end up at their favorite gas station
988
no one:
midwesterner brain:
_ , - - - . _
/ ' , ` . ` \
/ ' ` , , ' ; ____ )
( Ooopppeee '; )
( _ ' ; , - , --- '
( ; ; , , ; / -- '
\ ; ; ; /
/
990
Sick and tired of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns, cornfields and Kwik Trips. They forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and deer that enjoy jumping in front of vehicles
991
the 13 seasons of midwestern states:
winter
fool's spring
road construction (endless)
second winter
spring of deception
third winter
mud season
all of the above
actual spring
summer
false fall
second summer (1 week)
actual fall
ope
993
Nobody:
Midwesterners : corn is looking good this year
994
“My body is a temple” okay mine is this abandoned Midwest dollar general
995
the entire midwest when someone says "ope"
996
Midwest brain:
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
*Don’t say it*
“It’s really not so bad today without the humidity”
997
The Midwest invented Target
The Midwest wins again
998
Midwesterners passing each other in the store
1000
There are currently tornado warnings and blizzard warnings in the Midwest
HOLD MY CORN
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody