926
Midwesterner: I have trust issues
Date: oh did someone hurt you in the past?
Midwesterner: no sometimes the sun doesn’t shine for 40 days and I don’t think it’ll ever come back
929
*Midwesterner hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits a pothole*
“Jeez Louise.”
*hits a second pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
930
I don’t know who needs to hear this but use your time in quarantine to clean your “junk drawer”
932
Every midwesterner knows tornadoes can’t hurt you on a Wednesday. Those are the rules.
933
Winter Summer
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Sleeping with the fan on
935
Ope, sorry to bother but my count there are 18: winter, wring, sprinter, spring, construction, summing, summer, sautumn, aummer, autumn, aunter, waunter, wummer, aunter, spouting, auting, sprummter, winumming twitter.com/mariadikcis/st…
936
Pros of growing up in the Midwest:
having a gravel road "short cut" to about anywhere in your state
hs party got busted? no worries there was always a 🌽 field nearby to run to
going out tonight? all you need is a pair of jeans and a hoodie
everyone turned 21 at the age of 16
937
In order to properly know someone’s character they must endure one Midwest winter
939
RT if never realized how often you say “ope” until twitter exposed midwesterners for it
940
8 layers to a Midwest goodbye:
- slaps hand on knees warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
942
Still think you don’t live in a Midwest simulation?
943
The temperature be dropping from 50 to 20 like it saw a state trooper
944
Part of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state
945
You gotta love the Midwest polite but slightly aggressive “go ahead” “no you go ahead” exchanges
946
“I’ll just use bug spray”
Mosquitos in the Midwest
947
Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
948
Midwest Spring Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - sun screen
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- shorts and hoodie
10pm- winter coat
949
Midwest DNA
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🌽🍻
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🌽 ❄️
🦌 🍻
🌽 🚧
🌽🍻
🌪
🍻🌽
❄️ 🌽
🍻 🐄
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🍻🦌
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Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody