1027
POV: driving through the Midwest enjoying the scenery
1028
Nobody:
Midwesterners: not so bad without the wind today
1029
The Ultimate Back Yard Chair
- uneven
- usually covered in dirt
- on the verge of breaking
- surprisingly comfortable
- could survive a nuclear explosion
- somehow always at the backyard bonfire
1031
Today has a special feel to it. You may observe the wild Midwesterner in its natural habitat wearing shorts and hoodie, car windows rolled down and tranquil demeanor allowing cars to go through first at 4 way stops and half smile head nods to strangers
1032
4 ways to accidentally reveal you're from the Midwest.
1) Say "ope" when running into someone.
2) Give someone the one finger wave when it's just you two in the hallway.
3) Dip everything in ranch.
4) Bring chili and cinnamon rolls to the potluck.
1033
“How unbothered by the BS are you?”
Midwesterners:
1034
I hate earthquakes and hurricanes. As a quality Midwesterner I prefer Mother Natures punishment in the form of blizzards and tornados
1035
Something that feels Midwestern but isn’t: Not knowing the streets but knowing how to get there
1036
On June 21st, 2021 Mother Nature said “I’ll turn on the AC”
1037
Spirit Halloween getting ready to take over abandoned Midwest strip malls
1039
Only in the Midwest do you cancel your tornado drill because of a winter storm in April
1040
“Let’s go for sushi”
Midwesterner: I’m in
1042
Midwest Red Flags:
1. Doesn’t put plate face down in trash with unfinished food
2. Doesn’t wave people through 4-way stops
3. Doesn’t “Ope, sorry”
4. Thinks that any trip over 10 hours is too far too drive
1043
tips for living in the Midwest:
1. Never say soda when referring to pop
2. Ranch is everything
3. It’s not ‘that’ cold
1045
Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and bring you to a corn field in the middle of nowhere
1046
Midwesterners revving their crockpots like a sports car in preparation for Thanksgiving
1047
25 Signs you grew up in the Midwest
a thread
1048
It’s actually not that cold without the wind
1049
Official weather report for April 7: it’s not terrible, but it’s the wind that gets ya
1050
WHAT DO WE WANT?
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Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody