76
Why Netflix and chill when you can cornhole and grill
77
In the Midwest we don’t ask “Did you eat?” We ask “jeet?”
78
as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
79
In the Midwest it is customary to say “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
80
I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ Spring
⚪️ Electricity
🔘 Shorts & hoodie weather
81
midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
82
⚠️ tornado warning seek shelter immediately
Midwesterners:
83
as a midwesterner, fall is the superior season. shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time when we are thriving. living our best life, if you will.
84
In the Midwest “I’ll let you know” means we’re not coming
85
The most Midwest thing you’ll see all day
86
Learn Midwestern 101:
“We might be there” - not coming
“I’ll let you know” - not coming
“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming
“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming
“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming
87
My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Culver’s cheese curds
88
midwesterners on the first wednesday of the month
90
Midwesterners when the temperature is above 40°
91
midwest culture is:
-driving with the windows down when it’s 47 degrees out bc “it’s
finally nice outside”
-saying goodbye 20 times and standing around talking for another half hour while slowly inching your way out the door
-blaming the wind otherwise it wouldn’t be so cold
92
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 unpredictable seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 cups of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 no cop no stops
7 “you betchas”
6 suicidal deer
5 OPE SORRYS
4 hotdish meals
3 Uffdas
2 games of cornhole
And a 1 finger wave from an oncoming car
94
WHAT DO WE WANT?
__________________
| shorts &
| hoodie weather
|
|＿＿＿＿＿＿___
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
95
*midwesteener hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits 2 curbs*
“Ope. Ope.”
*hits a pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
96
Mother Nature: you cannot fit all the seasons into one week.
Midwest: hold my corn
98
Chicken strips? You mean ranch shovel?
100
the Midwest test:
When you hit it a pothole so hard you apologize to you car ✅
You put your paper plate upside down in the trash so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat ✅
15 “opes” a day ✅
You have a grocery bag full of grocery bags in your house ✅
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody