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Nobody:
Midwesterners when the temperature is above 40°:
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Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
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Ope
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＼＼ lemme just
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> ⌒ヽ
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/ / ＼＼squeeze right
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alright midwesterners... you can get rid of one thing for 2020
retweet for humidity
fav for the wind
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driving in the midwest:
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🌽🌽🌽| || |🌽🌽🌽
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If you zoom in you can hear the Midwest silently screaming for help #PolarVortex2019
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ Bonfire
🔘 roads without 1,000 potholes
that destroy my car
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🍂🍂🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🎃 🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃🎃🎃 🕸🕸🕸
🍂 🍂 🎃 🕸
🍂🍂🍂 🎃 🕸🕸🕸,
it’s....
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“You can’t have all 4 seasons in one week”
The Midwest:
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“What’s it like driving in the Midwest?”
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Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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Let’s clear up some things:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
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“WELP!”
1. A midwestern exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. a Midwestern phrase when a person has no options
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📍Midwesterners
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📍Driving because it’s only 14 hours away
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It is 30 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is in the Midwest right now
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midwesterners lose their shit when that 45° weather hits lmfao
bouta go to work in a pair of shorts lmao
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Midwesterner 40 degree weather starter pack:
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NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA NORMALIZE RANCH ON PIZZA
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“Tornado warning, please take shelter immediately”
midwestern dad:
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The Midwest Taught Me:
1. How to smell a storm
2. Dress in layers
3. Experiencing four seasons in an hour
4. How to drive in the snow
5. Olympic level Cornhole skill
6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere”
7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope” all the time. What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody