876
Enough hating on the Midwest
Iowa is PLENTIFUL
Michigan is NATURAL
Minnesota is PRODUCTIVE
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois
Nebraska is AGRICULTRUAL
878
When trying to pay your gas turns into a million question survey
879
Anyone need a mattress? - every dad when they see a mattress on the highway
881
I’m a
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a bonfire and cold beer
883
Key to any successful midwestern relationship:
1. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re wrong
2. “Ope, sorry!” When you’re right
3. Drive an extra 20 minutes for her favorite fast food
4. Start her car in the cold
5. Take her to your favorite spot to star gaze
6. 30 pack of busch light
885
Every Midwestern Home:
- junk drawer
- beach themed bathroom
- cheese drawer in the fridge
- “beer fridge” in the basement or garage for leftovers and beverages
886
Trying to explain where you’re from in the Midwest if you aren’t from Chicago or Minneapolis
887
Job interview: do you have any special skills?
Midwesterner: I can smell when a thunderstorm is coming
888
Nobody prepares you for the first Midwest pothole that makes your soul leave your body
889
This is not acceptable even in the Midwest twitter.com/brebbbbb/statu…
890
7 Things the Rest of the Country Should Thank the Midwest For
1. Target
2. Computers
3. Tenderloins
4. Ice-cream
5. Roller skates
6. Toasted Ravioli
7. Sliced bread (yup)
893
The first time The 8567th time
Seeing cows seeing cows
On the side of on the side of
the road the road twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
894
Midwesterners when they flash their headlights at oncoming traffic to signal a speed trap up ahead
895
“You can throw the extra food and drinks on the porch”
897
Midwest culture is driving 45 minutes to your favorite restaurant on special occasions
899
The stubbornness of midwesterners to not turn on their AC in the spring is unmatched
900
Midwest snow removal guide
>2 in : leaf blower
2-6 in : send kids to shovel
6-8 in : dad goes out to help
8-12 in : snow blower
<12 in : the neighbor with the truck and plow saves the whole street twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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