826
13 seasons of the Midwest
Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Polar Vortex
“It wouldn’t be so bad out without the wind”
Actual Spring
Pothole and construction season
Hell’s front porch
Mosquito Heaven
False Fall
Second summer
Actual Fall
827
Rt Wednesday
Fav Tuesday
Comment Saturday
Trying to see something
828
“Apologizing after asking for help is not a personality trait”
Ope it is in the Midwest
829
Midwest dads:
gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”
tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”
flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”
asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”
answers the phone: “YELLO”
830
This is where every important conversation in the Midwest has happened
831
Pulling up to a 4-way stop in the Midwest and deciding who goes first
832
UK: we drive on the left side of the road
Midwesterners: we drive on what’s left of the road
833
Pro tip: if you’re at a Midwest cookout and don’t finish your food, flip the plate over in the trash to avoid bring impolite
834
Midwest Dad:
stubborn
grills a mean burger
has a nickname for everyone
checks everyone’s oil at least twice
*ties something down*
**slaps twice**
“that’s not going anywhere”
835
Culvers cheese curds are not addicting
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
838
A sacred time of the year in the Midwest
839
*PEOPLE OF THE MIDWEST ⬇️*
retweet this if you say ‘pop’ instead of soda
840
Nobody:
Midwesterners: that driveway is must suck to drive up in the winter
841
No one:
Midwesterners when it’s above 40 out:
842
mfs act hard but have never experienced a midwest winter
844
Therapist: you have to stop apologizing every time you need help
Midwesterner: do you think you could help me with that? Sorry, if not no worries
Therapist:
845
Minnesota has released snowplow class names of 2023 and they’re electric twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
846
Is it cold or is it just the wind? That is the Midwest question.
848
Looking at a big hill and thinking “that’d be fun to sled down in the winter”
849
*drops below 85 degrees*
Midwest kitchen:
850
Toxic traits midwest edition:
1. Waving people through 4 way stops
2. Apologizing after asking for help
3. Buying things just because they’re discounted
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody