776
Every time I’m upset about midwest weather I think “at least I’m not in Antarctica” and then February hits. and we still don’t have penguins
777
*small town introduction*
Kid 1: “I’m from a small town”
Kid 2: “OH YA, HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE IN YOUR GRADUATING CLASS? I HAD 15.”
779
Hardest jobs in the universe:
1. Brain surgeon
2. Aerospace engineer
3. Teaching someone to play euchre
780
*Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor*
Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
781
Coming to a windshield near you twitter.com/earthvisuals/s…
782
If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
783
Can you really call yourself a midwesterner if you don’t understand the struggle of hitting a pot hole so hard that you apologize to your car out loud?
787
Checking the weather every morning to see what season the Midwest is in today
788
The best part of winter is that time when it’s finally over
790
If a Midwesterner drops something in the cornfield and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
791
Imagine living in a place that doesn’t “ope”
Weird
792
Every Midwest relationship consists of someone who is too hot and someone who is too cold fighting for control of the thermostat
793
Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “another day in paradise”: free
794
People that
Call it bags Call it cornhole
799
*hits 50°*
Midwesterners: mmmm soup weather :)
800
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