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How to use Ope
1. You’re in the way: “Ope, sorry”
2. Suddenly called upon: “Ope, okay”
3. It makes sense now: “Ope, got it”
4. Late for something: “Ope, let’s go”
802
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime
803
Midwesterners: bring salad to the Memorial Day BBQ
The salad:
804
If you or a loved one has been personally victimized by Midwest weather you may be entitled to financial compensation
805
If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from small town Midwest
806
In the Midwest it is appropriate to scream and furiously rub your hands together in a cold car
808
People in the city: *no eye contact* *no smiling* *do not acknowledge other people’s presence*
Me, a Midwesterner: hello stranger I noticed you didn’t smile so I just wanted to make sure everything was ok. Is there anything I can do to help? How are your kids by the way? Ope.
809
The scariest part about spooky season in the Midwest is that you could be in a blizzard, tornado, flash flood or 85° and sunny
810
Growing up in the Midwest means “let’s go drive around” for fun
811
Stages of I Love You in the Midwest
3. Watch out for deer
2. I started your car for you
1. I’m bringing home Culver’s tonight
812
You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world
But this is a walking taco not a
~taco in a bag~
814
“Midwesterners will make 7 different salads for the fourth and none of them will have lettuce”
Midwesterner: do you want to come over or not?
815
“Lows approaching -30 overnight in the Midwest this weekend”
Midwesterner: yeah but it really isn’t that bad without the wind
816
Don’t cry because soup season is almost over, smile because it happened and grilling season is here
817
cultural impact:
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Ope I’m sorry
818
Did we check to see if other seeds explode into something delicious or did we stop at popcorn
819
Nobody:
Midwesterners: Ope better mow the lawn today before it rains tomorrow
820
Midwesterner: I can’t find anything
Store clerk: can I help you with anything?
Midwesterner: Ope nope, thanks I’m just browsing
821
Why would I fly when I could avoid the coronavirus and it’s only a 14 hour drive?
822
The 9 levels of midwestern anger
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”midwestvseverybody.com/products/ope-d…
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Driving over every pothole apologizing to my car
825
Midwesterners be like
⊂_ヽ
＼＼Ope ‘scuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼past ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
and grab a chicken sandwich from Kwik Trip
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody