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“Welcome to the Midwest” starter pack: a thread
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Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town & it turns into some weird competition like:
“How many kids were in ur graduating class?”
“private schools don’t count!”
“Oh yah... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day?!”
“What’s a stoplight?”
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Name something more relaxing than a thunderstorm while you sleep... I’ll wait 🌩
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Midwest phrase that everyone needs to learn to get off the phone:
“Well I’ll let you go”
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Let’s clear some things up:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
4. Kwik Trip > Kum n Go
5. Ope is a lifestyle
6. Ranch is a primary food group
7. And these are called water fountains not bubblers
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“Welcome to our historic downtown”
The downtown:
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*$1,400 deposit*
Midwesterners at culvers: add a milkshake to that deluxe
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The first time The 8536th time
Seeing cows seeing cows
On the side of on the side of
the road the road
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But what beverage will you have with your taco.. pop or soda
RT for pop
Fav for soda
Asking for my damn self bc I need to know how many people to block that call it soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Ok but the real question is does ranch dressing go with pizza or not?
Rt- yes
Like- no twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: winter is coming. I can smell it
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It went from “not so bad without the wind” to “not so bad without the humidity” in 24 hours
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Midwesterners meeting for the first time:
“I’m from a small town”
“How many kids were in ur graduating class?”
“We had one gas station!”
“Oh yah... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day?!”
“What’s a stoplight?”
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“Highs in the 80’s today”
Midwesterners: 👻 🍂 🎃
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Me when I wake up in the morning and look to see what season the Midwest chose to be today
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Eminem: snap back to reality 🎶
Midwesterners: OPE there goes gravity 🎵
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you for a side of ranch
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It is 72 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is outside in Wisconsin or Iowa.
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: can’t wait for tornado watching season
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People in the Midwest when they hear a tornado siren and it’s not the first Tuesday/Wednesday of the month:
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Due to inflation the Midwest goodbye has been lengthened by 3 hours
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody