726
As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know its going to be a beautiful day
727
Some of you didn’t have walls like this and it shows
728
*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20 out: “it wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47 degrees: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
729
Midwesterners:
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# of days with perfect
shorts and hoodie weather
730
kids from the small town midwest go to a fast food restaurant 45 minutes away just so they can call themselves adventurous
731
Things that aren’t Midwestern but feel very Midwestern
732
Happy porch refrigeration season to those who participate
733
Yeah she’s cute but will she land a bag on the board in crunch time at the family Cornhole tournament? 👏
736
The fact Wisconsin hasn’t stolen the Upper Peninsula of Michigan says everything you need to know about Midwest nice
739
RT to win $250 if one of these Midwest teams (adopting Tennessee) wins the super bowl
Comment below which team will win and the final score for tiebreaker
Picking one winner on February 14th
740
Midwest translation for anyone visiting over Memorial weekend:
“Jeet yet”: have you eaten food in the last few hours
742
📍December
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📍☔️early spring
743
You might be from the Midwest if you check the fields on a road trip and wonder if crops will be knee high by the Fourth of July
744
Junk drawers are game changers. Fav if you have or once did own a junk drawer
745
everything you need to know about the Midwest
746
Midwesterners love saying “another day in paradise” and it’s literally just another day in Indiana
747
Driving in the Midwest at 6pm is an extreme sport
748
Unpopular opinion: 30° and no wind is warm
749
Midwest culture is skipping the town firework show for the neighbor who just bought $10k worth of mortars
750
This picture just gave me a mosquito bite
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody