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Midwesterners know you don’t measure distance by miles you measure it in time
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“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that gets ya” well Cheryl that’s true but it’s also 100° outside
679
There’s only one phrase you know when a Midwesterner is trying to end a conversation but which is it
RT- “alright, well..”
or
Fav- “welp, I spoose”
680
Nobody:
Menards: save big money at Menards 🎶
681
Queso = Spanish for cheese
K, so... = Midwestern for here’s the plan and you might not like it
Okay so = that one girl that makes all the plans
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Top Midwest Sides
9. Oreo fluff
8. Cheesy potatoes
7. Jello Salad
6. Seven layer dip
5. Pickle wraps
4. Puppy Chow
3. Crock pot meatballs
2. Scotcharoos
1. Buffalo Chicken Dip
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“it’s cold”
Midwesterner a hoodie and shorts: you think this is cold? Wow. I was born in the snow. I eat icicles for breakfast. Midwesterners just don’t get cold easily because we’re genetically immune after generations of suffering.
685
*tornado warning is issued*
Midwesterners indoors:
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Relationships should be 50/50. I bring the buffalo chicken dip you bring the puppy chow
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RT if you said ope to yourself while watching this twitter.com/mackey2110/sta…
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Every Midwesterner has wondered if they could drive underneath
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Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks Busch Light
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from small town Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
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(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> lemme just
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> squeeze past you and grab
/ \ the ranch
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seasonal depression leaving midwesterners bodies after a couple days of sunshine and 70° weather
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Midwesterners are born with the ability to smell a tornado coming
694
This silo collapse is Midwest satisfaction
695
If you see a midwesterner today give them space, they’re enjoying a perfect fall day and nothing compares
696
Winter in Florida vs winter in the Midwest
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“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
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“I can’t wait to sit outside at night”
*6,000 mosquitos liked your post*
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Midwesterners can’t help themselves but say the following at restaurants:
- (when the line is getting long behind them) “"we got here just in time!"
- (when getting the check) “Alright, what’s the damage?”
- (coming out of the bathroom) “You ready to rock and roll?”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody