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“We should grab a drink on a patio somewhere”
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Congress announced the next round of stimulus will likely be a giant bottle of ranch and midwesterners are ecstatic
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Learn the Midwest in 10 Steps:
1. ope
2.cornhole / bags
3. knee high by 4th of July
4. scotcheroos
5. apologize after asking for help
6. “not so cold without the wind”
7. pop not soda
8. puppy chow
9. "I live 40 minutes from *closest big city*”
10. ranch dressing
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In the Midwest we don't stop at stop signs, we do what we call "a rolling stop" or slide through the stop in the winter.
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“Hey, want to eat six logs of string cheese?”
“No I’m good”
“We’ll cover them in breading and then fry them”
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Wrong
“I like your coat”
“Thank you!”
Right
“I like your coat”
“Thank you I got it at a significant discount!”
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Midwest snacks/food that changed the world
-tater tot casserole
-sliced bread
-deep-dish pizza
-puppy chow
-fried cheese curds
-scotcheroos
-buffalo chicken dip
#UrWelcome
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Midwesterners:
↑ ┃ 🌨️
Mood ┃ ╱
Level ┃ ╱
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# of big storms
throughout the year
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How to accurately measure wind in the Midwest
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What is the TRUE midwesterner snack
RT- puppy chow
Fav- scotcharoos
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📍people from the Midwest
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📍pizza
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Today’s clothing schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- pants and light jacket
10pm- winter coat
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Never forget this all time midwest sports moment
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It’s not the heat it’s the humidity that gets ya
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If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
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March in the Midwest
50° ☀️ “Snow on Thursday”
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“Where are you from?”
*midwestern state*
“So do you just drive around eating cheese curds on gravel roads surrounded by corn and cows?”
me: absolutely
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This is how midwesterners fake shelter during a tornado
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Literally no one:
“Severe weather warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
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I am a
⚪️ Male
⚪️ Female
🔘 Midwesterner
Looking for
⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ sunscreen
🔘 a day without humidity and
sweating as soon as i step outside
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Every Midwesterner validating single digit temperatures: “You know, it wouldn’t really be that bad outside if it wasn’t for the wind...”
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City people :
- no smiling
- no eye contact
- don’t acknowledge your presence
Small town Midwest :
- smile and wave
- hold the door open
- How are your kids by the way?
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody