602
Every midwestern girl when they see a dog
603
Rt if you’re in sunshine
Fav if you’re in a blizzard
604
“The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning. Seek shelter immediately”
Midwesterners:
605
“Can you just fix a few potholes?”
Midwest:
606
Being a midwesterner is freezing in a light jacket but your Midwestern ego is telling you to act tough in order to assert dominance over The Southerners
607
Checklist for a Midwesterner vacation:
☑️ Wisconsin Dells
☑️ Mall of America
☑️ Kansas City airport
☑️ visiting the “Windy City”
☑️ 4 hour trip to any amusement park
608
The Midwestern urge to say text me when you get home safe
609
Midwest Your
Weather Bank account
🤝
Unpredictability
610
The Red Dots indicate cities where there are more bars than grocery stores and I have to say I’m proud of half of the Midwest
611
Therapist: why do you apologize after asking for help
Midwesterner: because it’s impolite to inconvenience someone
Therapist: 🤦♂️
612
A child was baptized in the church of the Midwest earlier today
613
I haven’t felt joy since the last time my parents said “go back to sleep it’s a snow day”
614
Spring forecast in the Midwest
Monday- 48 🌧
Tuesday- 75 ☀️
Wednesday- 58 🌪
Thursday- 32 ❄️
Friday- 46 💨 (45 mph)
Saturday- 65 🌧
Sunday- 75 ☀️
616
Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll have 4 seasons in 4 hours
617
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
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Midwestern Units of Measurement:
Next door = 500 ft.-3 miles
Just up the road = 5-10 miles
Up North= hand gesture north-ish
A couple minutes away = 10-20 miles
Not too far = 45 minutes
A lil’ ways = over an hour
Pretty good drive = 2 hours+
Drive down there = literally anywhere
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we support
▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
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╱ hometown mexican
restaurants ____╲
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
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therapist: what do we say when someone is mean to us?
midwesterners: no worries, seriously not a problem its my bad, leftovers are in the fridge
therapist: no
624
“All rise for the singing of our national anthem”
Midwest: SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS
625
Appreciation Post: shout out to all the nurses, doctors, police, firefighters, EMTs, plow teams, utility workers, service providers, and everyone else who doesn’t have the option to work from home, Thank You — stay safe out there ❤️
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody