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“You can’t have 45° Monday and 0° on Wednesday”
Midwest: hold my corn
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#MidwestProbs When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
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Living in the Midwest
me
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📏 (45 min drive)
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The mall
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Therapy: $100/hr
Saying “living the dream”: free
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Make beef jerky affordable
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The word Ohio looks like a tractor
561
You're not really from the Midwest if you compliment a midwesterner on a personal possession and they don’t respond by explaining that they acquired said item at a significant discount.
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*Midwesterner asking for a favor*
Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
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New York: skyscrapers!
LA: California girls 🤪
South: everything is bigger here
Midwest: ....... THUNDERSNOW
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Ranch Ketchup
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Me: I’m bored this place sucks
Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring
Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
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The most powerful and demented people on earth are midwesterners when it’s above 50 degrees in March