Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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“You can’t have 45° Monday and 0° on Wednesday” Midwest: hold my corn
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Two Midwesterners pass each other on the street:
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#MidwestProbs When asked where you're from: *Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
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Living in the Midwest me 📍 📏 (45 min drive) 📏 📏 📍 The mall
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Beautiful photo by local Midwest photographer yesterday at 5:15pm
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Therapy: $100/hr Saying “living the dream”: free
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The word Ohio looks like a tractor
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“tHe MiDwEsT DoEsN’T hAvE aNy CuLtUrE” Oh yeah? Explain this
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You're not really from the Midwest if you compliment a midwesterner on a personal possession and they don’t respond by explaining that they acquired said item at a significant discount.
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“I love sushi”
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*Midwesterner asking for a favor* Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Are you mad at me?
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*temps drop to the 60’s* Midwesterners: soup :)
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Midwesterners that do this save an average of 9 years during their lifetime
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Midwest moms watching from the window while their children shovel snow
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New York: skyscrapers! LA: California girls 🤪 South: everything is bigger here Midwest: ....... THUNDERSNOW
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Explaining euchre to non midwesterners
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cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ Ranch Ketchup
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Me: I’m bored this place sucks Non-midwesterner: the Midwest is boring Me: don’t you dare talk about my Home we wake up every morning eat corn and cheese for breakfast and feed the world with our own two hands I will bury you in ranch dressing over this
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The most powerful and demented people on earth are midwesterners when it’s above 50 degrees in March