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living in the Midwest probs 😂
(credit: andrewwiknerr)
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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“What do you do for fun in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners: twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
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midwesterners entering “second winter” after experiencing “fool’s spring”
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I was today years old when I learned I lived in Antarctica
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doctor: what do we say when you bump into someone with the coronavirus
midwesterner: ope, lemme just shake your hand and apologize for my inconvenience. i’m so sorry.
doctor: no
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Life in the Midwest until someone eventually passes away
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Rt If you read this as “Ope Nope” because your Midwest roots over power logic
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POV it’s pizza day at a Midwest grade school
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Packing outfits for the Midwest:
- T-shirt
- shorts
- hoodie
- pants
- rain jacket
- tornado jacket
- winter coat
- sub zero snow suit
- sunscreen and bathing suit
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People in the Midwest when it’s 60 degrees vs people in California when it’s 60
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Midwesterners when they see a pretty sunset:
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You either Ope this world or it Ope’s you
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Nothing says midwesterner like driving to your favorite restaurant 45 minutes away with the windows down because it's above 50 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
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Top reasons for traffic in the Midwest:
3. Construction
2. Potholes
1. Construction workers who don't fix
potholes
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We are currently in the season of “paradise”. It’s warm, no snow, few bugs and right before hot and humid. The season lasts one week so don’t waste it.
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Midwest Test:
1. Refer to big storms as “entertainment”
2. temperature means nothing until you know humidity or wind chill
3. enjoy kicking ice chunks off your wheel well
4. Put plate upside down in the trash so you don’t seem impolite
5. Measure distance in time not miles
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Yeah culvers is good but have you ever successfully avoided all the potholes on your daily commute?
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Midwesterners really be like I’m only walking from the door to the car so I don’t need a coat
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody