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Describe the midwest
Road work
Barn parties
Kegger
"Ope scuse me"
Most slept on athletes
One finger wave
4 seasons 4 days
Booze cruise
RUN TO THE 🌽
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Midwesterners when they’re bored twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
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A real conversation between midwesterners:
“Ope, scuse me”
“Oh sorry about that”
“Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”
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It’s “you can put the extra drinks out on the porch” season
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Picture this. It’s a beautiful midwestern day. You don’t know yet but you’ll experience every season in a span of 4 hours. You drive to the nearest grocery store 30 min away. You one finger wave. It’s bob. you motion a car through the 4-way stop. it’s gretchen. life is good. Ope
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*Summer in the Midwest*
Me: this is the best place to live, f*** anyone who disagrees! This is paradise
*Winter*
This is the worst place on earth who the f*** decided to live in hell
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*describe living in the Midwest*
me: my life is just one big “ope”
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: planting season hype video
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We joke a lot about “Ope sorry” but there needs to be a real conversation about “it’s all good no worries” whenever someone disappoints us
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You either Ope this world or it opes you
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the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
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you either ope this world or it opes you
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Every Midwesterner has had this conversation:
"Oh I live in _____"
"Where's that?"
"About *insert time here* from *closest recognizable major city here*"
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3 absolute truths
Death
Taxes
Not so bad without the wind
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WHAT DO WE WANT????
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/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT????
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| NOW |
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(\__/) ||
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/ づ
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Midwestern pride is suffering through a 40 degree day in October with a hoodie because you don’t want to give winter the satisfaction of getting your winter coat out yet
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In this day in 2001 a Midwest school served this pizza and they cheered
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Chicken tenders Wings
Jalapeño poppers Celery
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🤝 Ranch 🤝
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Pizza Carrots
Salad Wraps
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