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Welcome to the Midwest dress for anything
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One of the most Midwest things to ever happen
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The Midwest: we don’t know the address but we know how to get there
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Midwest culture is hearing the tornado sirens going off, checking the news station, and still not going into a basement or shelter area until you hear a tornado knocking on your door asking politely if it can wreck your home.
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Midwesterners when it snows like it does every single year in November
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wake up today and
Get
This
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As an experienced midwesterner I can confirm that this chart is correct.
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If you compliment a Midwesterner on an item of clothing be prepared for a full explanation of how they got it at a justifiable discount
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If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from the Midwest
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Welcome to the Midwest:
- corn
- corn
- corn
- corn
- corn
- dollar general
- corn
- corn
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Midwestern proposal:
*getting down on one knee*
“will you marry me if not all good no worries”
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
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Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s 40° and sunny in February and it feels like you just entered the gates of Heaven twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ope, ‘scuse me
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> ⌒ヽ
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/ / ＼just gonna sneak
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and grab more turkey and stuffing
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nobody:
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's alright. Do you hate me?
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Alright midwest let’s solve this
ranch vs ketchup
RT: ranch
Fav: ketchup
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I say “ope” about 50 times everyday and if it wasn’t for Twitter I would of never noticed.
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One of the biggest struggles of growing up in the Midwest is explaining what these are
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This is the Midwest twitter.com/ShaneHuss/stat…
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The Midwest is playing Mother Nature powerball temps:
22°, 60°, 48°, 13°, 46°
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Things in Midwestern homes that just make sense
1. Beer fridge
2. Junk drawer
3. Lawn chairs in the garage
4. Plastic bag full of plastic bags
5. Storage on top of the fridge
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