476
There is nothing better than a crisp cool night in the Midwest that ends with a bonfire
478
Midwesterners be like “rear defrost will take care of that”
480
The 4 types of midwest cold:
-brisk cold w/ no wind. Perfect for running
- Christmas movie cold, snowy and feels like being slapped with peppermint magic
- Mercenary cold. Sharp. Windy. Dry. Will cut you.
- time warp cold. So cold everything stops even Midwest schools
482
“Name a noncompetitive sport”
Midwesterners:
483
Midwestern moms would like to remind everyone that 7up is the cure as cold season comes upon us
485
Nobody appreciates a 70 degree day with no humidity in August more than people that live in the Midwest. People don’t actually sweat as soon as they step out the door
486
sick of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forget it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather and deer that jump in front of your car
488
the old men who shovel the sidewalks after a snowstorm are the midwestern heroes we don’t deserve
489
Do you dip your pizza in ranch or are you not from the Midwest?
490
People often talk about “Midwestern nice” but they really forget about its cousin, Midwestern Passive Aggressive
491
Kansas Ohio
Minnesota North Dakota
Indiana South Dakota
🤝
🤝 45 min goodbye 🤝
🤝
Michigan Wisconsin
Nebraska Iowa
Missouri Illinois
492
Let’s clear some things up:
1. It’s cornhole not bags
2. It’s pop not soda
3. It’s walking taco not taco in a bag
4. Casey’s > Kum n Go
5. Ope is a lifestyle
6. Ranch is a primary food group
7. And these are called freezies not popsicles
494
If a midwesterners drops something in a field and no one is around to hear it do they still Ope?
495
The CDC said my mom will take us if yours will pick us up
496
Midwesterners when school isn’t cancelled because of snow: I can’t drive in this...ugh
Midwesterners when school is cancelled cause of snow: *video of a kid getting pulled in a kayak by a dudes truck during a blizzard*
497
Summoning circle, hope this works:
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🕯 An early spring 🕯
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498
let me tell you about the Midwestern-goodbye
500
People from the south can’t handle 20 degree weather, people from the north can’t handle 100 degree weather, while us midwesterners get the 100 and the 20 and all we have to say is about it is “ope”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody