454
Small town midwest is choosing between the town firework show or the neighbor who bought $10k worth of mortars
455
Midwesterners: I might have a salad
The salad:
456
On the 12th day of Christmas the Midwest gave to me
12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 bottles of ranch
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 games of corn hole
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 one finger waves
and a 30 minute doorway goodbye
457
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Party at the barn”
“Run to the corn”
and the late nights at Perkins
459
Watch for deer
There’s food in the fridge
I started your car this morning because it was cold
Midwestern for I love you
460
Top 5 Midwest Power Couples
5. Potholes + your vehicle
4. Beer + big storms
3. Butter + sweet corn
2. Driving around + windows down
1. “Ope” + “lemme sneak past ya”
461
I don’t know if we should be impressed or disappointed
462
*global pandemic*
“How are you?”
Midwesterners: I’m doing good! Living the dream. How are you?
463
nobody:
midwesterners reaching an all time satisfaction kicking this off
464
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: Hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car that’s cool. Ope, I’m sorry. Are you mad at me?
465
Coworker: “how are you”
midwesterners: “wouldn’t be bad without the wind”
466
sick of people thinking the midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields but they forget it’s also a lot of slowed traffic from road construction and suicidal deer
470
Separating the true midwesterners from the rest.. best unit to measure distance?
rt- hours
like- miles twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
471
Nobody:
Midwesterners: i can’t wait for our first big thunderstorm
473
The Lawerence Kansas PD encouraging people to not shoot at tornadoes is the most midwestern thing you’ll read all day
474
it’s officially cold enough to where it’s actually illegal. Due to this inclement weather, the Midwest will be closed today.
475
It’s officially that time of year in the Midwest where pulling up to an intersection to see past the corn could kill you. The crop giveth and the crop taketh away.
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody