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Being from the Midwest is admiring a house and then saying “but imagine that driveway in the winter”
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Small town midwesterners be like “let’s drive around”
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*how to drive after 2 inches of snow*
South: pretend like you’re driving grandma to church and she’s holding a full pot of gravy with a platter of biscuits and sweet tea in the back seat.
Midwest: HOLD ON TIGHT GRAMMA WE’RE DRIFTING THIS 4-WAY!
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nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: “it’s tuesday my people"
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Midwest Fall Dress Schedule
7am - winter coat
10am - pants and light jacket
1pm - shorts and hoodie
4pm- bathing suit
7pm- bug spray
10pm- winter coat
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Driving through the Midwest
Nothing
Corn
God is Real
Adult XXX Store
Corn
Cracker Barrel Next right
Nothing
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Stop talking trash about different Midwest states:
Minnesota is ICONIC
Wisconsin is BEAUTIFUL
Illinois is MAGNIFICENT
Michigan is GREAT
Ohio
Iowa is CUTTING EDGE
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Midwest Super Bowl Winner Prediction
Rt Chiefs Fav Packers
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People from the Midwest are another breed..
Withstand the extreme high and low temperatures? We’re immuned.
If you ask us we’ll blame the humidity not the heat
And it’s never the cold but the dang wind
We will dip ANYTHING in ranch
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: better mow the lawn today before it blizzards tomorrow
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Fav if you’re from the Midwest and insulted by this map twitter.com/Climatologist4…
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Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town and it’ll turn into some weird competition like:
How many kids were in ur graduating class???
Um private schools don’t count!!..
Oh ya... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day??!
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Yeah sex is good, but have you ever driven with the windows down in 40 degree weather in March?
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The 10 levels of midwestern anger
10. “Jeez Louise”
9. “jesus, mary and, joseph”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Hey Buddy!”
5. “For Heaven’s sake””
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Listen here pal”
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Talent is midwesterners ability to drive miles to their destination with a completely frosted windshield
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Midwesterner DNA
❄️ 🌽
🍻🌪
🧀
☔️🚧
🌽 🍻
🧀 ❄️
🌽 🍻
🌪 ☔️
🌽🥓
🧀
🍻🌽
❄️ 🚧
🍻 🌪
🥓 🌽
☔️ 🧀
🍻🌽
🚧🍻
🌪 ❄️
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Asking for help in the Midwest is like can you help me with this thing? If not totally okay, absolutely no pressure. In fact if you’d rather run me over with a car that is completely fine. I’m sorry for asking
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New day, same routine.
zzz
＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
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∧_∧ Let’s get this corn.
( ･ω･)
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
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Midwesterners face when they pass their neighbors on the sidewalk today
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“Name an extreme Midwest sport”
When the corn gets so tall that you can’t see oncoming traffic at the intersection
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In the Midwest “I’ll let you go” means this phone call is going long
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody