Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it “It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”
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midwesterner power move: rolling down the window and punching the ice out
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Midwest meditation is slipping on the ice and just laying there for a bit
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Midwest logic: It’s 40° and I’m only walking from my car to the building so I don’t need a coat
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i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 midwesterner seeking: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 a thunderstorm and tornado for entertainment
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Midwesterners felt this in their soul
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Welcome to the Midwest: Winter is at 5 am Spring starts at 10 am Road work is from 12am-11:59pm Summer is at 2 pm False Fall begins at 3pm And actual fall starts around 4:30ish Dress accordingly
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Midwest Food Pyramid Ranch Cheesy potatoes Steak Scotcheroos Sweet corn Sloppy joes Tater Tot Casserole
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Why you Netflix and chillin’ when you could be cornhole and grillin’
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Midwesterners can smell this picture
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today is 50 degrees and by thanksgiving we will have six inches of snow Ope
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“You can’t go from a tornado to 4 inches of snow in 24 hours” Midwest: hold my corn
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“Ranch is disgusting” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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There’s cold and then there’s scream in your car and rub your hands together as fast as possible cold
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Nobody: Midwesterners:
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How To Use Ope You’re in the way: “Ope, sorry.” Suddenly called upon: “Ope, okay.” It makes sense now: “Ope, got it.” Late for something: “Ope, let’s go.”
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In the Midwest we play a fun game called “am I still on the road”
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Greatest Soda 18. you 17. can’t 16. possible 15. rank 14. these 13. carbonated 12. beverages 11. because 10. they 9. all 8. taste 7. so 6. unique 5. and 4. have 3. different 2. flavors 1. *it’s called pop
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The junk drawer is a spiritual place in every midwestern home
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Midwesterners justifying summer heat “it wouldn’t be so bad if we had a little breeze”
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Midwest culture is that fridge in your garage or basement that a relative was “gettin’ rid of” and is now used strictly for Busch Light
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Fall in the Midwest
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every midwesterner rn