Midwest vs. Everybody(@midwestern_ope)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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RT if it’s pop Fav if it’s soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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WHAT DO WE WANT? __________________ | shorts & | | hoodie weather | |_________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ WHEN DO WE WANT IT? | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | NOW | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
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Picture this. It’s a crisp fall day in the Midwest with no humidity. You have your favorite hoodie on. Life is good
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As it gets colder midwesterners begin to point out driveways that will be “tough to get up in the winter”
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2023 is basically over
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⚠️THIS IS THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAKE SHELTER NOW⚠️ ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) *midwesterners* ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳|
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I am a ⚪️ Male ⚪️ Female 🔘 Midwesterner Looking for ⚪️ bug spray ⚪️ Bonfire 🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch and no humidity
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Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
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top 4 favorite things midwesterners love to do for fun 4. apologize to everything 3. go to Walmart and walk around 2. driving around bc you’re bored 1. sitting out in your screened-in porch watching the storm roll in
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“Hey do you want six hard boiled eggs in a row?” No “We’re mixing egg yolk, mayo, mustard and putting it back on top of the egg” Midwesterners:
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A beautiful unwritten rule in the Midwest is when the speed limit says 65 and everybody says “if we all go 80 they can’t pull us over”
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As a Midwesterner, fall is the superior season. Shorts and hoodie weather, no humidity, leaves changing. It is a very spiritual time and we are thriving. living our best life if you will.
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If you haven’t apologized to an inanimate object after bumping into it you’re not from here
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You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
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100% accurate
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Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 10 minutes
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*temp gets above 35° in winter* midwesterners: guess I don’t need my coat today
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Speak midwestern 101 Welp = an exclamation before it’s time to go No Yeah = Yes Yeah no = No I’ll let you know = They will not let you know It’s all good no worries = are you kidding me with that crap Geez Louise = peak anger statement
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Driving through the Midwest be like
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Let’s confuse non midwesterners
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The 4 uses of ‘Ope’ 1. You’re in the way- “ope, sorry” 2. Suddenly called upon- “ope, okay” 3. It makes sense now- “ope, got it” 4. Late for something- “ope, let’s go”
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Looking at someone’s driveway thinking “that’s gotta be tough to get up in the winter”