301
nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: "it’s wednesday my people"
302
Kids these days get a push alert to let them know school is cancelled. They’ll never know the thrill/terror of watching the list of schools scroll through on the local news.
303
i am a:
⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 midwesterner
seeking:
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a blizzard and a snow day
304
Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
305
Midwesterner DNA
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽
🌽🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
🌽🍻
🍻
🍻🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻 🌽
🍻🌽
🌽 🍻
🌽 🍻
307
Merge South and North Dakota to make MegaKota
rt to sign the petition
308
Don't do it
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Don't do it
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Don't do it
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ope just gonna SNEAK past ya and grab that
310
“Where are you from?”
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
311
welcome to the Midwest:
- Winter is at 5am
- Spring starts at 8am
- Winter hits again at noon
- Summer is at 2pm
- Fall starts around 5:30ish
Dress accordingly
313
Christmas in the Midwest
Expectation Reality
314
Mother Nature: you cannot have -46 wind chills Thursday and then 42 degrees on Saturday, that’s an 88 degree difference in 2 days.
Midwest: hold my corn
315
More than a 70° difference from last Thursday to this Thursday in the Midwest and that sums up our entire existence twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
316
“Severe weather take cover”
sEvERe WeAthEr TaKE CoVEr
318
Every time a Midwesterner says “ope” or “lemme just squeeze by ya,” a corn stalk bursts forth from the ground somewhere in rural Midwest
319
“I’m not coming” Midwestern translation:
320
as a midwesterner, 40 degrees in mid
December is shorts and hoodie weather which is a very spiritual time for us. We are thriving, living our best life, if you will
321
WHAT DO WE WANT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| Spring. |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT????
|￣￣￣￣￣￣|
| NOW |
|＿＿＿＿＿＿|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
*doesnt get it till June*
322
I don’t care how cold it gets the fan stays on at night
323
Midwest PSA ⚠️
If a loved one has said to you “oh it’s going” it is a signal of distress and more importantly a cry for you to bring Culvers home for dinner
324
every midwest father’s dream twitter.com/Alycia101Serna…
325
Two seasons in the Midwest:
“Not so bad without the humidity”
“Not so bad without the wind”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody