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Midwesterners say “I know a spot” and you drive 14 hours instead of flying on a family vacation
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Listing the top 3 midwesterner talents:
1. ability to smell a storm before it comes is our sixth sense
2. driving miles to your destination with a completely frosted windshield
3. apologizing uncontrollably to everything. it’s a curse and a blessing. we’re sorry. ope
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The Midwest:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, would ya look at that
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼one 🍁 has fallen
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼toss me some ranch
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and call me spooky
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how to tell if a Midwesterner is fighting for their life 101:
“all good don’t worry about it” *there are plenty of worries*
"Livin' the dream!" *this is a desperate cry for help*
“hanging in there” they are literally hanging on by the smallest strand of thread in existence*
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Drops 20 degrees and now every midwesterner is having soup for dinner
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4-way stops are a nightmare in the midwest
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Brace yourself midwesterners, it’s officially that season.
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Driving in the morning with a frosted windshield twitter.com/SportsCenter/s…
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us: halloween
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s October 🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play a game of cornhole
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Midwesterners on vacation:
1. Wake up at 6 AM
2. Drive 14 hours instead of fly
3. Puts address in GPS, uses route they “know” is quicker
4. Live off of gas station food
5. Try to make people feel bad for sleeping in
6. Always walking 30 feet ahead of everyone else
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7 stages of midwestern love
1. “Watch out for deer”
2. “I’ll start your car for you”
3. “Jeet yet?”
4. “I’m bringing you Steak ‘n Shake”
5. “You remind of a lot like Billy”
6. “I’ll make you a plate to take some home”
7. “Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
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Midwest DNA
⛈ 🌦
🌪 🌧
☀️
🌤 ❄️
🌨 🌦
❄️ ⛈
🌩 🌤
☀️ 🌦
🌪
🌤 🌦
⛈ 🌦
💨 ☔️
⛈ 🌊
🌬 💨
❄️
⛈ 🌨
☂️ 🌪
🌤 🌨
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winter in the midwest is driving to school with your windshield half frosted hoping there isn’t a deer hiding in the field you just passed going 70 mph
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In the Midwest we measure distance in only one way: what is it?
RT- hours
Fav- miles
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Midwesterners love making a big pot of chili and eating it for the next four days
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: I can’t wait for 35°
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It is illegal to enter through the front door of a midwesterners home, you must use the garage
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Every Midwesterner asking for help politely
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody