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someone: omg do you smell the air??
Texans: ??
Californians: ...
Floridians: 🤪
midwesterners: yep i can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in a day or so y’all better get ready
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<) )╯Ope
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<) )> Me
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If you hear a Midwesterner say “all good don’t worry about it” just know they are fighting for their life
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Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
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It’s funny when midwesterners say “the other day” because it could mean yesterday or 1992
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*Midwesterners validating weather*
-20: “wouldn’t be that cold without the wind”
99 degrees: “i’m only sweating because of the humidity”
20 degrees: “honestly if ya stand in the sun it’s not that bad”
47° in the Spring: driving with the windows down bc it’s finally “nice out”
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What contributed the most to surviving boredom in small town Midwest?
5% hanging out in the mall
5% “let’s go to McDonalds”
15% going to Walmart
75% driving around before doing
one of those three
65,377,684 votes • Final results
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In the Midwest it is customary to accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount “thank you I got it cheap at Kohls”
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I’m a:
⚪️Man
⚪️Woman
🔘Midwesterner
Looking to:
⚪️Corn
⚪️Fix potholes
🔘Ope, just squeeze right past you real quick & grab that ranch dressing
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You’re not from the Midwest if u don’t validate weather appropriately
-20°: “wouldnt be that cold without the wind”
100°: I’m only sweating bc of the humidity
40 in February: yup its officially shorts and hoodie szn
45°: driving with the windows down bc its finally “nice out”
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Driving in the Midwest
🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🦌 || 🚧| “HELL IS REAL”
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | 🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| || 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚜|| 🚧 | “Kwik Trip Next
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🦌| Right”
🌽🌽🌽| 🐄|| 🚧 |🌽🌽🌽
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📍people from the Midwest
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📍ranch dressing
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📍pizza
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Midwesterners validating summer weather “it’s hot but it wouldn’t be that bad without the humidity”
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Stranger: Hey where you from?
Midwesterner: Names all the cities that are geographically close to my town and say “around that area” rather than explaining where I’m actually from
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MIDWESTERNER POLL
RT if you say “ope sorry” together
Fav if you don’t twitter.com/Widmer9999/sta…
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Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere
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midwest nice is putting your paper plate upside down in the trash at the Labor Day BBQ so you don’t offend whoever made the stuff you didn’t eat
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Midwest dad sayings:
-see a mattress on the highway: “Anyone need a mattress?”
-tightens strap on back of truck: “That’s not going anywhere”
-“Are you air conditioning the whole neighborhood?"
-gets bill at restaurant: looks at youngest child "Hope you brought your wallet"
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Speak midwestern
No Yeah = Yes
Yeah no = No
Yeah no for sure = Definitely
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry unfortunately, the answer is yes
No yeah no = oh yeah nothing to worry about
Welp: exclamation before it’s time to go or “I guess that’s how it goes”
Ope: shorthand apology
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someone: omg do you smell the air??
californians: ??
new yorkers: ...
midwesterners: yep i can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody