1502
Welcome to the Midwest where you’ll have 4 seasons in 4 hours
1503
We live in a special part of the world where you put mayonnaise on vegetables and call it a salad
1507
“Name a noncompetitive sport”
Midwesterners:
1510
Midwesterners when they’re bored twitter.com/McConaughey/st…
1511
Ope sorry
Rt in 10 seconds or you’ll hit a pothole
1512
In England they drive on the left side of the road. In the Midwest we drive on what’s left of the road
1513
Midwest weather just throwing temperatures out like Powerball
45 77 53 68 35 58
1514
I don’t know if we should be impressed or disappointed
1515
Nobody:
Midwesterners: planting season hype video
1516
Midwest billboards
“Jesus saves”
“Adult Store XXX”
“Casino”
“Dollar General next right”
“CHEESE 🧀”
“Beer and Liquor 2mi.”
“Visit our Historic Downtown”
1518
When a Midwesterner says:
1. Watch out for deer
2. There’s food in the fridge
3. I’ll take care of your ___ when you’re out of town
…they love you
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody