1426
being a midwesterner is:
- knowing "the other day" could mean yesterday or 1992
- entering a house through the garage instead of the front door
- saying “all good no worries” when it is not all good and there are plenty of worries
Plastic bag full of plastic bags
1427
Midwesterners love saying “another day in paradise” and it’s literally just another day in Indiana
1429
Seasonal depression seems fake until it’s 40° and sunny in February and it feels like you just entered the gates of Heaven twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1430
you either ope this world or it opes you
1432
Midwesterners when the temperature is above 40°
1433
In parts of the Midwest, the left car lane is reserved for drivers that wish to drive under the speed limit in tandem with someone in the right lane
1434
Midwest “nice” hits different with a little nice weather
1435
nobody:
midwesterners reaching an all time satisfaction kicking this off
1438
You Vs. the guy she
tells you not
to worry about
1440
Midwesterners be like “rear defrost will take care of that”
1441
*the very first split second midwesterners think winter might be over*
Mother Nature:
1442
a midwest state really had a “husband calling” competition
1443
Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, ranch and 40° in February is shorts weather
Ope
1445
Midwest culture is saying “it feels so nice out” when the temperature is in the mid 30’s
1446
8 layers to a Midwest goodbye:
- slaps hand on knees warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
1447
Coolest lightning show caught on camera (probably)
1448
Midwesterners can’t help themselves but say the following at restaurants:
- (when the line is getting long behind them) “"we got here just in time!"
- (when getting the check) “Alright, what’s the damage?”
- (coming out of the bathroom) “You ready to rock and roll?”
1449
how to tell if a Midwesterner is fighting for their life 101:
“all good don’t worry about it” *there are plenty of worries*
"Livin' the dream!" *this is a desperate cry for help*
“hanging in there” they are literally hanging on by the smallest strand of thread in existence*
1450
seasons of the Midwest
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Ope its snowing again
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out & sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold with decorations
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody