1451
that feeling of seeing your school name come across the screen is an all time high
1452
Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
Drive down there= literally any direction
1454
People you can’t trust:
1. Those who sleep with their socks on
2. Those who enter through the front door of a midwesterner’s home, you must use the garage
1456
Shorts and hoodie weather time of the year. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.
1457
March in the Midwest
50° ☀️ “Snow on Thursday”
1461
If living in the Midwest in March has taught you anything it should be that if today is nice prepare for winter tomorrow
1463
Hardest jobs in the universe:
1. Brain surgeon
2. Aerospace engineer
3. Teaching someone to play euchre
1465
Goodnight to everyone except people that call pop “soda”
1467
Welcome to the Midwest dress accordingly
1468
The temperature be dropping from 50 to 20 like it saw a state trooper
1469
Midwesterners are born with the ability to smell a tornado coming
1471
This will get you the electric chair in Wisconsin
1473
nobody:
Midwesterner trying to ask someone for a favor: hey could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure though. Totally ok if you can't. If you'd rather run me over with a car that's alright. Do you hate me?
1474
You haven’t had the true midwestern experience until you’ve hit a pothole so hard your soul leaves your body and end up apologizing to your car
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