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⚠️ WARNING
You may experience some road delays in the coming weeks
That would be farmers preparing to feed a few people
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Job interview: do you have any special skills?
Midwesterner: I can smell when a thunderstorm is coming
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Can we get a nice day in March?
Midwest:
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⚠️ tornado warning seek shelter immediately
Midwesterners:
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When a Midwestern father ties something down to a vehicle it is mandatory for him to pull the straps and say “that’s not going anywhere”
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4-way stops are a nightmare in the midwest
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*midwesteener hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits 2 curbs*
“Ope. Ope.”
*hits a pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
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The ultimate guide to living in the Midwest
🧵 by Mackenzie | scroll ↪️
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The best part about small town bars is free popcorn and the touchtunes jukebox
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The first time The 8567th time
Seeing cows seeing cows
On the side of on the side of
the road the road twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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When you ask a Midwesterner “how’s it going?”
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Here’s what 500k gets you
South Dakota NYC
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“We should grab a drink on a patio somewhere”
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seasonal depression leaving midwesterners bodies after a couple days of sunshine and 70° weather
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“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody