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You can take the midwesterner out of the Midwest, but you can’t take the ‘ope’ out of the midwesterner twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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it's harvest szn and let's get this
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Living in the North: *-10 degrees out plus 20mph windchill with 2 feet of snow but school still isn’t cancelled and forced to go out for recess even tho you get frostbite
Living in the South: *inch of snow and all chaos has broken loose. People hiding, busses = death traps. RIP. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
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me: *hopes for consistent/nice weather*
the midwest: 50 degrees on monday, rain all day tuesday, high of 20 on wednesday, 35 and sleet thursday, friday it’s snowing
me: weird flex but ok
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Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10 mph over the speed limit? Like sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope you get pulled over.
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Let’s solve this as civilized midwesterners: how do you pronounce milk?
Retweet if it’s “m-ilk”
Like if it’s “m-elk”
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The south is really out here struggling 😂
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Roses are red
The Midwest is dope
Puppy chow, caramel rolls and ranch
Ope
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Greatest Soda
18. you
17. can’t
16. possible
15. rank
14. these
13. carbonated
12. beverages
11. because
10. they
9. all
8. taste
7. so
6. unique
5. and
4. have
3. different
2. flavors
1. *it’s called pop
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Living in the Midwest
me
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📏 (45min to 1hr
📏 drive)
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civilization
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Junk drawers are game changers. Fav if you have or once did own a junk drawer
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Midwestern folk units of measurement:
Next door= 1-2 miles
Right up the road= 5-10 miles
Up North= 15-100 miles
A couple miles= 10-20 miles
Not too far= 20-50 minutes
A little ways= over an hour
A pretty good drive= 2 hours +
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Separating the true midwesterners from the rest.. best unit to measure distance?
rt- hours
like- miles twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Midwest Thanksgiving:
⊂_ヽ
＼＼ ope, excuse me
＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ＼
/ / ＼＼just gonna sneak
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、＼right by ya
| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
| | ) /
ノ ) Lﾉ
(_) and grab me some stuffing
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Fav if you’re from the Midwest and insulted by this map twitter.com/Climatologist4…
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As an experienced midwesterner I can confirm that this chart is correct.
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Brace yourself midwesterners, it’s officially that season.
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Anyone need a mattress? - every dad when they see a mattress on the highway
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*being held hostage by fellow midwesterners*
them: *holding a soda can in front of me* what is this called, bitch???!!!
me: it's a soda
them: *beating the shit out of me* you're from the midwest. it's called pop!
me: *spitting out blood* f*** you
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RT if it’s pop
Fav if it’s soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Midwest Your
Weather Bank account
🤝
Unpredictability
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Easy answer. Ranch belongs on absolutely everything. twitter.com/FinleyTravis5/…
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody