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the entire midwest when someone says "ope"
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*single leaf falls*
People from the Midwest: “Ope, well grab my flannels, throw me on a hayride, pour me some cider and call me spooky, it’s almost Halloween!”
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Me in the Midwest: screw this i’m bored
Me anywhere else: we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”.
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“Well, I suppose” /wel i spose/🔉 1. A phrase commonly spoken by midwesterners signaling their intentions to “head out.” 2. Usually followed by an additional 10-40 minutes of small talk before previously mentioned “heading out” occurs.
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tips for living in the Midwest:
1. Never say soda when referring to pop
2. Ranch is everything
3. It’s not ‘that’ cold
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RT if he’s wrong twitter.com/HammersmithNoa…
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“What’s the weather going to be like today?”
Midwest: sure
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“How’d you know I was from the Midwest?”
First of all, you showed respect
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us: halloween
Midwest: christmas :)
us: but it’s October 🍂
Midwest: christmas :) ❄️
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“watch for deer” is the Midwest way of saying “I love you”
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110% relate to this
instagram.com/p/BpIo5UJnpeK/
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This is the type of stuff that makes Midwesterners go outside, look up at the sky with their hands on their hips, and say things like “Ope, looks like we got a storm rolling in” twitter.com/dizzymom64/sta…
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Mother Nature: you cannot fit all the seasons into one week.
Midwest: hold my corn
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Every midwesterner knows tornadoes can’t hurt you on a Wednesday. Those are the rules.
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A true Midwesterner tho treats a tornado warning as a challenge, not a threat twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Lost to Purdue 49-20 twitter.com/rbacon38_/stat…
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Ya’ll crazy if you never heard of “no cop no stop” twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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Me when I wake up in the morning and look to see what season the Midwest chose to be today
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midwestern dads be walking around like
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“OPE”
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Falsest thing I’ve read about the Midwest t.co/H1UZpoptrl
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Let’s solve this like adults
RT for Quiktrip Like for Casey’s
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Thread of the best Midwest sunsets/sunrises: post your pictures below and state location (will rt favorite ones)
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