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Midwestern dad when he gets the check: “Alright, what’s the damage?”
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If two midwesterners almost run into each other and no ones around to hear it, do they “ope?”
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4 ways to accidentally reveal you're from the Midwest.
1) Say "ope" when running into someone.
2) Give someone the one finger wave when it's just you two in the hallway.
3) Dip everything in ranch.
4) Bring chili and cinnamon rolls to the potluck.
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📍December
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📍☔️early spring
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Merge South and North Dakota to make MegaKota
rt to sign the petition
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The transition of the Midwest 😂 twitter.com/AblerWill/stat…
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The Midwest invented Target
The Midwest wins again
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The most Midwest thing you’ll see all day
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kids from the small town midwest go to a fast food restaurant 45 minutes away just so they can call themselves adventurous
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When trying to pay your gas turns into a million question survey
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If your high school ever had a “bring your tractor to school day” you might be from small town Midwest
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Midwest snacks/food that changed the world
-tater tot casserole
-sliced bread
-deep-dish pizza
-puppy chow
-fried cheese curds
-scotcheroos
-buffalo chicken dip
#UrWelcome
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Midwesterners in negative 15 degree degree with wind chill: “Wouldn’t be so bad out if it wasn’t for the wind..”
Meanwhile in Florida with a high of only 53 and it’s the end of the world
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People from the South: “High of 60 today? I’ll need my parka, gloves and thermal heater today.”
People in the Midwest when it’s below zero one day and 30 degrees the next: “honey, I’m taking the lawnmower out today.”
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7 Things the Rest of the Country Should Thank the Midwest For
1. Target
2. Computers
3. Tenderloins
4. Ice-cream
5. Roller skates
6. Toasted Ravioli
7. Sliced bread (yup)
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it’s f****** cold out
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someone: omg do you smell the air??
californians: ??
new yorkers: ...
midwesterners: yep i can feel it in my joints, there’s a blizzard coming in two days y’all better get ready
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Few inches of snow and Midwesterners turn into different animals
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People from the south can’t handle 20 degree weather, people from the north can’t handle 100 degree weather, while us midwesterners get the 100 and the 20 and all we have to say is about it is “ope”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody