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When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
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Time to solve this as educated midwesterners.. what’s this called
RT: walking taco
Fav: taco in a bag
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i am an:
⚪man
⚪woman
🔘midwestern
seeking:
⚪men
⚪women
🔘more gravel road shortcuts to avoid the laughable amount of road construction
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(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> Excuse
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> Me
/ \
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Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:
- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob
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But what beverage will you have with your taco.. pop or soda
RT for pop
Fav for soda
Asking for my damn self bc I need to know how many people to block that call it soda twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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For midwesterners “the other day” could mean yesterday, last month or 6 years ago
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Tornadoes:
Everyone in the US: (huddled in the basement) “we’re all going to die!”
People in the Midwest: (standing on front lawn) “I can’t see it. Where’s it at? Let’s get on the roof for a better view.” t.co/p3rKkKX9rr
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Welp, we actually treat people with respect. twitter.com/josh_hammer/st…
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Midwesterner: lol the midwest sucks, I’m bored
Outsider: the midwest sucks, it’s boring
Me:
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Midwestern Song Titles, Vol. 1
Ope! I Did it Again
Bye Bye (Talk for Another 20 Minutes by the Door) Bye
Ope, there goes gravity!
I Wanna Hold Your Door
I Want You Betcha
Ex's and Ohfercute's
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Midwesterners love to say the following things at restaurants:
- (when the line is getting long behind them) “We came at the right time!”
- (when getting the check) “Alright, what’s the damage?”
- (coming out of the bathroom) “You ready to rock and roll?”
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If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play cornhole
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Let’s not forget school never being cancelled/recess was always outside even tho you get frostbite
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You ever hit a pothole so hard you apologize to you car?
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When someone says they love your midwest accent
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*Drops phone*
My brain-
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me - “ope”
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*A midwestern dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill*
His Brad:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Dad:
"You guys ready to rock and roll?" twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
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mfs act hard but have never experienced a midwest winter
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*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
Their brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
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Midwesterners:
please retweet if you have this exact same plate in your home
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You either ope this world or it opes you
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