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Every midwesterners favorite weather is the wind dying down
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Therapist: why do you apologize after asking for help
Midwesterner: because it’s impolite to inconvenience someone
Therapist: 🤦♂️
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Nobody:
Midwest kids on Friday night: let’s go to Walmart
1383
Trying to explain where you’re from in the Midwest if you aren’t from Chicago or Minneapolis
1386
It is illegal to enter through the front door of a midwesterners home, you must use the garage
1389
POV it’s pizza day at a Midwest grade school
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Things to remember when in the Midwest
1. If someone waves you through a 4 way stop, just go, it doesn’t have to make sense.
2. Chili is better on the second day.
3. “Living the dream” is a cry for help.
4. “Alright, welp” is a sign that it’s time to go.
1392
Kids today get a push notification that school is cancelled instead of having to wake up early and watch the news like the NFL draft
1393
The official walls of I grew up in the Midwest
1394
Midwest culture is planning car washes and filling up on gas around the warmest days of the week
1395
A real conversation between midwesterners:
“Ope, scuse me”
“Oh sorry about that”
“Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”
1398
David Attenborough: One of the most dangerous places in the world, the midwesterners icy front steps
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Every time I’m upset about midwest weather I think “at least I’m not in Antarctica” and then February hits. and we still don’t have penguins
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Midwesterners Football
🤝
Buffalo chicken dip
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