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Visiting the Midwest y’all need anything?
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New Yorkers: “I can’t live somewhere small like the Midwest”
also New Yorkers:
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“What’s it like living in the Midwest?”
Midwesterners:
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You either Ope this world or it opes you
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One of the most Midwest things to ever happen
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Midwesterners love making a big pot of chili and eating it for the next four days
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Eminem: snap back to reality 🎶
Midwesterners: OPE there goes gravity 🎵
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Midwesterners revving their crockpots like a sports car in preparation for Thanksgiving
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The Midwest just be throwing out temperatures like Power Ball Numbers 18 51 33 28 42
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Midwest Test:
1. Refer to big storms as “entertainment”
2. temperature means nothing until you know humidity or wind chill
3. enjoy kicking ice chunks off your wheel well
4. Put plate upside down in the trash so you don’t seem impolite
5. Measure distance in time not miles
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Midwesterners give directions like “turn right by grain elevator then left at the HELL IS REAL sign and when you reach the dead oak tree you’re almost there”
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The sunset at The sunset at
scenic locations Dollar General
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody