1276
Nothing says date night in the Midwest like driving 45 minutes to your favorite restaurant
1277
“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that gets ya” well Cheryl that’s true but it’s also 100° outside
1278
If you hear a Midwesterner say “all good don’t worry about it” just know they are fighting for their life
1280
One does not simply make a list for Target. You go to the store and Target tells you what to buy.
1281
Picture this. It’s a crisp fall day in the Midwest with no humidity. You have your favorite hoodie on. Life is good
1284
⚠️ SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS in your area ⚠️
Midwesterners:
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The Midwest Taught Me:
1. How to smell a storm
2. Dress in layers
3. Expect four seasons in an hour
4. How to drive in the snow and rain
5. Olympic level Cornhole skill
6. To tie something down to the point “it’s not going anywhere”
7. Less than a 16 hour drive? don’t fly
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Midwest DNA
🍻 🐖
🚧🌽
🌽
🌽🍻
🌪 🍻
🌽 ❄️
🦌 🍻
🌽 🚧
🌽🍻
🌪
🍻🌽
❄️ 🌽
🍻 🐄
🍻 🌪
🐄 🌽
🍻🦌
🌽 🍻
🚧 🐖
1288
In the Midwest it is customary to accept a compliment by explaining how you got the item at a significant discount “thank you I got it cheap at Kohls”
1289
People love the Midwest until they’re stuck at a 4 way stop for 20 minutes wondering who got there first
1295
Rt Wednesday
Fav Tuesday
Comment Saturday
Trying to see something
1296
“WELP!”
1. An exclamation after a particularly good conversation but it really is time to get going
2. A phrase when a person has no good options
1297
*hits 50°*
Midwesterners: mmmm soup weather :)
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“My body is a temple” okay mine is this abandoned Midwest dollar general
1300
“That has to be tough to get up in the winter”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody